What "IT" is I don't know
But "IT" is everywhere I go
"IT" causes smiles
Changes styles
I paused at the final # to dial
Because "IT" said so
I chased "IT"
I got with "IT"
Many times has "IT"
Beaten me
Misled me
Mistreated my friends
Taken my last dividends
"IT"
Has many names
Many rules in "IT's" forever changin' games
"IT" can be anything it wants to be
"IT" covers it all from A-Z
Call "IT" by its name
And you will see
That "IT" F's with you and me
With no discriminate shame