I am the best, the very best
How great am I?
I’ve held and bent light rays to form a perfect circle, 
and worn the energy product for a crown
How strong am I?
I subdue Samson in the prime of his glory and cut his locks
How wise am I?
King Solomon comes from the ends of the earth to hear me, 
and writes a lost book of the bible about me
How good am I?
God sees me in heaven and makes the mistake 
of calling me his only begotten son
How brave am I?
I sleep in a field of venomous snakes and hungry lions 

I do with ease and accomplish things that men could only dream of
I keep the sun warm, teach children how to have fun, 
visit Mars and make black holes of stars
I make concrete walk on me, my bed sleep on me, my car drive me
I even get dogs to climb coconut trees 
Music plays when it heard my voice and dictators give me a choice
Why?
I am the best, the very best

I am the most desirable man 
The most beautiful women dream nightly of a chance to make love to me 
Kings and presidents implore me daily to make a speech
Readers all over the world beg me to write a book 
The whole world stands in unison shouting my name, demanding my presence
Aliens come by and ask, “Why do you need him so much”?
“He’s the best, the very best”