'Tis the season
For a treason
Voices of reason
Telling me myths
And offering gifts
Of paranormal lifts

Misogynistic views
Barren pews
Compensation due

Miss educated minds?
Quest and ye shall find
Intelligence is not blind
True Knowledge
Expands beyond college

Sexual mileage causes RECTS
Out of the closet butterflies are not IN-SEX
              To get A-HEAD you must first CON- (NECK) T