"One Night Me or Wifey"
Cater to his penis; make him want me for a night.
Captivate his heart; make him need me for LIFE.
Exploit my bodacious booty
Or hypnotize with inner beauty
Seduce erotically sexually
Or arouse melodious intimacy
Entice with a provocative appearance
Or astound with sexy mystery
Enact heartless lust filled lap dances
Or coerce love induced sexual eruptions
Execute monotonous robotic humping
Or evoke passionate penetration
Allow detached "mount it from the back"
Or desire meaningful uninhibited intimacy
Perform unrestrained "super-head" techniques
Or stimulate amazing oral gratification
Accept disconnected lip locking
Or implore seducing orgasmic kisses
Entertain 3 a.m. bedroom rendezvous'
Or insist spooning and sensual cuddling
Impart sloppy second "community" ass
Or bestow tailor-made monogamous "kitty cat"
Expectations for One Night Me; Momentary indulgences of the flesh
Minimal standards for Wifey; Significant emotional affection...nothing less