As I write the name of the gift-giver on the back of a paper plate
I can't help but think what a silly mistake
No amount of tulle or pink lipstick can make this work
Desire is an attractive but misleading motivation

At her peak and never thinner, with an impressive tan
The bride-to-be is savoring her interim glory
Envious ladies offer gifts and praise
A white confection with pregnant pink roses graces the table

Undignified games produce intelligible banter
How many items on the tray?
Cold-cuts and veggie platters along with a spinach dip
The round thin mints in pastel colors tease the weight conscious guests
"John and Jill forever" printed out on delicate white napkins
She assumes if it's in writing, it will work