The Nerd Party

by Doug Holloway

I was working in the lab late one night
when a rogue scientist decided to fight
Well my colleagues and I decided we have some fun
so we brewed strange concoctions one by one

Dr Schweitzer, or AL as he was called by some
threw a sample in the middle
yelled it might be a bomb
two parts hydrogen one part air
must be the formula for something
but I really don't care

If you chaps don't fall
over on my bassoon
Maybe Nobel won't get mad
and blow all our asses to the moon

That was a mean left hook that Poe just threw
Hell, let me put down this book and hit someone too
That silhouette
That big hair
Only Einstein could it be
How clever How smart to just wait and see
Who'll win this
Who'll come out on top
Your guardian can't save you Al
This punch he can't stop

Well the good part is over the fight was alright
Aint no bones been broken these nerds they can't fight
Now whos gonna help me
don't all of y'all run
The cleanup, The fix up We gon have some mo fun
The fellows were happy all nerds though they are
With all this potential they got to go far

The Nerd Party by Doug Holloway

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