So, you’ve proclaimed yourself a Pimp, 
well, I pronounce you nothing but a whimp. 
You think that just because you have a cute dimple, 
that you qualify to treat women like they’re simple. 

I’m sure that you haven’t been told about your outdated perm, 
or frivolous flamboyant way, 
and you’re too young to remember, 
but peep homeboy, thirty-years-ago, Superfly had his day.

Pimping, is that really the best you can do? 
You better think twice about flossin that ice, 
because less and less of today’s women are impressed. 
Any scum can kick a woman with his shoe...now you know this is true.

A Pimp huh? What, and you want the community’s respect? 
Well, the jury of the black people who have any sense 
have already rendered a verdict on you...
in one word, reject! 

Listen up son, cause instead of pimping making you grand, 
you’re nothing but a very trifling man, 
if you really think it’s dope to abuse a woman with the back of your hand.

There’s a special word I use to describe Pimping, it’s limping; 
better yet straight out trippin, 
cause you’re a power hungry, gold diggin, pathetic control freak, 
way too weak to stand on your own two feet!

Pimps come a dozen for a dime, 
and you know that means they ain’t worth anybody’s time, 
after all, ain’t it about rhyme? 
Well, before this spirit-filled generation, you don’t even shine!

In fact, you’re like the Emperor who went around wearing no clothes, 
and you suppose that because you have an entourage anything goes. 
You’re people just afraid to tell you got no clothes, 
and that down the line is nothing but woes.

Let me put it to you this way, it’s a loser’s mentality 
and debased negativity to try to peddle on us cheap some pimp juice: 
for sure, you have lost your mind up in here, cause it ain’t of no use. 
I thought you knew! Pimp: stands for Powerless Idiot Missing the Point.