WE: “Yo US”, did you hear that “Cleo X took his whole paycheck
and brought the phat platinum and diamond Jesus Chain” ?
US: Nah WE, I aint hear nuthin about dat but I did peep him in Lumumba’s
Range Rover yesterday with something shiny on his neck..
WE: “Lumumba’s Range Rover”?!!??!!
US: Oh yeah, you aint know .He sold his store so that he could get it.
WE: Damn man that’s crazy, I guess I been missing all the 411 cause I spent
all week telling Sis. Assata that she should remove the breast implants.
US: BREAST IMPLANTS???!!!! Say it aint so dawg.
WE: Word life kid. Her man Mfume gave her the loot for the implants and some
greenish blue contact lenses. She been rockin both for like 2 weeks now.
US: I thought they had broke up?
WE: Nah, they still together but she said “only cause the baby is one month
old” but after he reaches one year old she is “bouncing on him”.
US: What’s da deal on that, she tryin to do that shit on her own? Don’t
she realize that her son Future, need both parents.
WE: She said she realizes that.But she aint worryin cause Mfume will
provide financially for she and Future but its just that he’s hangin out a
lot with the Homo Thugz drinkin Kristal down at the remodeled club called
“Imperialism and Capitalism”.
US: But yo Playa, I am gonna holla @ you lata, I gotta go change my gear so
I can go to that kid funeral.
WE: what kid, Who died?
US: Oh you aint hear. My homeboy Revolution died last week he got caught in
a crossfire. Police still aint caught nobody so watch ya back cause right
now, EVERYBODY is a suspect.